Simon's exposition of visiting alien Gods - the "Stupid Gods"
A long long
time ago,
far away but still within this galaxy, it was agreed amongst the
lesser of Gods that they would visit Earth. These were a small
group of Gods known as the "Stupid Gods". Their plan
was to visit Earth in baby form and act as bloody idiots to human
babies. In order to do this they had to influence human mothers.
This was easy for them. They held their hands together and made
horrifically stupid high pitched noises whilst chanting their
Stupid Magic. By this method they were able to make human
mothers, except for a very few, very stupid as well. Being
stupid, these mothers would now welcome the Stupid Gods into
their lives and into the lives of their babies. The Stupid Gods
would make themselves present via basic forms of analogue and
digital communication. Human mothers are seen as easy targets in
this galaxy.
What the Stupid Gods did not know was that they were stupid. The
other forms of Gods, and there are many of them, were glad the
Stupid Gods went to Earth because they did not like having them
around. They let them stay on Earth because they knew that the
Stupid Gods would become so immersed in human life that they
would suffer the same fate as human people (except for a very few
of them). This fate was to go to Hell. The fate of the Stupid
Gods was particularly suited to them. La La would have his head
removed violently only to have it put back on immediately to be
removed again. This would go on for eternity because he has a
very stupid head. The Stupid God Dipsy will have his dipstick
body crushed so only blood and a few sticky bits remain. Dipsy
will then be immediately recreated for the same thing to happen
again for eternity. Po, a real stupid shit, will be cloned in
order to experience double the pain. One Po will be burnt to
ashes eternally. First his flesh will burn and then his skeleton
will crumble only to be reconstituted to burn again for ever. The
second Po will be simply and eternally axed down the middle. Why
not? What happens to the fourth Stupid God is too horrible to say
here, but this is revealed as well. With a little probing you
will find. Suckered human mothers will share this fate for
turning to the Stupid Gods, as will probably all those babies
indoctrinated by them.
A little
insight into the wonders that Hell has for these Stupid Gods can
be seen at the click of a piece of plastic - HERE
The future Hell of three of the Stupid
Gods(similar to all those who turn to them!!)(Email ME
if you wish to discuss
this)
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